Monday, January 16, 2012

Relevant Revelations (I cAn HaS ScRipTuRE?!??!)

Today I was thinking, since the LOLCATZ "Bible" is, bizarrely, currently in existence, a Street Vernacular Bible  is probably in order.


"So the Big Man Upstairs made some peeps kinda like Him.
  Fellas and shawties, He made them."


or, better yet... 


"Then God looked over all He had made, and He saw that it was legit. Ballin'. Yea God.''


My personal favorite though would be the Social Media Bible, replete with characteristic spelling mistakes and the occasional auto correct fail:


"in the beginning Goddddddd created the hevens n the earth the earth was forgets and empty n darknes covered the deeeeeeep waters + the Spirit of God was Hoosier over the surface of the waters lol tru dat #hegotswag"


...Or we could stick to the classics...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Let's be Real(ism): Adventures in Historic

I currently have a love/hate relationship with Historic Christian Belief. Here's a few simple equations that sum up why:

Love = relevant reading - pointless homework

Hate = redundant lectures + uncomfortable chairs

Love + Hate = Historic Christian Belief

I've been learning so much about my faith in this focused J-Term class, but as soon as we start getting into the --- in my opinion --- completely irrelevant details, I lose touch with the main idea of the class. Lectures are typically based on the theological reflections of an old man, either bald or bearded (or both) living somewhere within the lingering shadow of the Roman/Holy Roman empire. Some were martyred, some wrote prolifically, one even went eunuch (O, Origen!), but the one thing they all have in common is the excessive amount of time spent on tweaking the works of art that were their theologies.

I realize that much of this tweaking was the result of off-kilter beliefs that required further investigation, but I've been a Christian almost my whole life, and I've never even thought about most of this stuff, much less wrestled with it. For instance: how is guilt transferred from Adam to the rest of humanity through the Fall? Traducianism says it's almost genetic, Creationism say it comes with each fresh new soul. Or what about sin itself? The Eastern Church says it's the corruption of "original sin"; the Western Church says it's "original guilt."

I say: Does it freaking MATTER?!

Either way, we're sinners in need of salvation. The class is really meant to highlight the common "pillars," if you will, of Christian belief, and I understand this.

But sometimes I wish Augustine would have left the constant reflection to his bathroom mirror.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Stay Tuned...

I will now be using this blog as I prepare to travel to Ecuador, and I hope to be able to give frequent updates while I'm there. So stay tuned!