"So the Big Man Upstairs made some peeps kinda like Him.
Fellas and shawties, He made them."
or, better yet...
"Then God looked over all He had made, and He saw that it was legit. Ballin'. Yea God.''
My personal favorite though would be the Social Media Bible, replete with characteristic spelling mistakes and the occasional auto correct fail:
"in the beginning Goddddddd created the hevens n the earth the earth was forgets and empty n darknes covered the deeeeeeep waters + the Spirit of God was Hoosier over the surface of the waters lol tru dat #hegotswag"
...Or we could stick to the classics...
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